2002 Bizarre Awards

06/12/02

MOVE over Big Brother, Pop Idol and Popstars: The Rivals.

It's time for the hardest-fought competition of them all - Bizarre's end of year poll.

After 12 months of showbiz parties, romances and chart battles, here's your chance to vote for the winners - and losers - of the year.

How about the No1 of 2002? Pop Idol WILL YOUNG's debut single Evergreen/Anything Is Possible is one of the biggest-selling tracks of the year - but is it your favourite?

He will be fighting it out with JXL's cover of ELVIS PRESLEY's A Little Less Conversation which stayed at No1 for four weeks.

Nominations for Best Album could include Heathen Chemistry by OASIS, A Rush Of Blood To The Head from COLDPLAY or Escapology, the new release from ROBBIE WILLIAMS.

There is a long list of candidates for Best Newcomer, including those Pop Idol rivals GARETH GATES and DARIUS DANESH.

But you don't just get the chance to vote for the winners. There have been some horrible fashion clangers in 2002.

CHRISTINA AGUILERA, HOLLY VALANCE and BRITNEY SPEARS have all won my Dom's Dog's Dinner awards. Who do you think was the worst of the lot?

You can also vote for your favourite radio and club DJ, Best Female Singer and Best Male Singer.

And it's not all about the music charts. Who gets your vote for Reality TV star of the year -how about Big Brother's JADE GOODY or whatshisname from BBC1's Shame Academy?

The Best TV Show surely has to be a straight fight between 24 and THE OFFICE - unless you think differently.

And which celeb do you reckon is the sexiest? How about JENNIFER LOPEZ for the fellas and ROBBIE WILLIAMS for the girls?

JAMIROQUAI's JAY KAY must be favourite for Scrapper Of The Year after his fisticuffs at the Brits.

But SO SOLID CREW and WESTLIFE's BRYAN McFADDEN could be in with a shout.

Jay Kay might crop up again when you are considering the Plonker Of The Year gong.

And don't forget my favourite award, Shagger Of The Year. SVEN GORAN ERIKSSON perhaps?

In the words of Big Brother... you decide.